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the story of a guy trying to upward thrust throughout the ranks of Colonel Sander's KFC military. event the adventure as he strikes from his humble roots in a small Kansas city to the celebrity and fortune of massive urban lifestyles. Timmy has run ins with gritty criminals and fashionable ladies as he dominates the import race scene and events as tough as he works. Meet his acquaintances who feed strays left over speedy nutrition, run a bootleg catering enterprise, and concentrate on revenge for lease. This tale is unimaginable in its scope and breadth. This tale contains all of it: love and romance, damaged hearts, crime and punishment, intrigue and suspense. analyzing is believing.

Follow Timmy as he's betrayed in love, travels internationally, has jewellery produced from his flesh, and joins an underground vampire scene. He descends right into a darkish international of substances, abuse, and black marketplace trades long past undesirable and he emerges at the different part of the darkness, surrounded via pals like Lucas - Argentina's knife-throwing expat, Noise - the most important pot connection in collage, Scotty - inventor of biscuits and gravy, and Ann, the affection of his life.

The booklet is a weblog of the everyman within all males craving to be greater than they're. Timmy is a consummate fool, and this can be his story.

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